Chillin’ with my new friend, Axie aka Axel Rose. She is a chronic masturbater and likes to eat shirts. #birdie #petlife #iwannabird #gorgeous
Love.
I’m in love with a boy…but I still love women. How does this even happen.
Pirate ears ftw. Tryna get these marble plugs in and they won’t fit. Heavy stretching it is… #plugs #gauges #weights #pirate #longhairdontcare
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Coffee. Cigarette. Construction noises from the fields. Whatta morning off work. #enjoyingthebreeze #fallweather #morningcoffee #morningcigarette #coffeeandcigarettes #hashtags #farmland #windowsopen
My brother is a owl. #owl
I just found this sneaky picture my boyfriend took at some point. I can’t tell if it’s creepy or sweet, but I find it odd and pretty all at once.
What do you think is about to happen? #fuckbitchesgetmoney #godofwar #geez #thisshitrighthere #kratosisaplayer
#coloringbook #colorfy #bored #blackbird #beatles #amazing #addictive #getitnow
#nutmeats I seriously freaked out at the store when I saw this. Why would you call it nutmeats? Seeds? Kernels? I mean seriously. #nutmeats #sunflowerseeds #munchies
BEST HAIRSTYLE!!!
Source: kogaionon
The Bic company must be targeting me with these couple lighters because I have to buy them both…
#lighters #nope #yep #bicsarecool #Icollectfiremakers #weirdo
That awkward moment when you’re trying to cuddle and your cat does this….. #cockblock #fatcat #douchebag #crazycatlady
















